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Ballad
of Billbo Baggins
Early Montage Version 2004
The following song was written by the early montage team whilst
in Holland - No herbal substances were used!
It should be sung to the tune of Ballad of Billbo Baggins by Leonard Nimoy
On
the 18th February on a coach from Nante
there were five crazy noodles with not a thing to want
with there heavy laden bags and shaky little toes
they were heading to meet Keith and they all nearly froze
Andy's
got two balls, the bravest little monkeys of them all
Now noodles
are crazy weird freaks ya know
they're never in a hurry and they take things slow
they all love to travel away from home
they just like brie and to be left alone
One day the
monkeys were asked to go
on a big adventure to brave the snow
they all got lost if the truth be told
Steve was driving and was way too bold
Martin danced
with a frog
Steve became a penis
Keith danced the gay gordon
Marjolijn bit Andy
Andy chased the whores
got lost in a brothel
Lorna danced with a frog
in a Canvas van
Now they're
back in their home in the land called muesli
The singer Marvin Gay who we all admire
Martin is a pleasure or so we've been told
a puffin on his spliff in his mobile home